Actual quotes from team by team breakdowns of Big Tony Fantasy League picks by Automated Insights…
- Does Eddie Lacy Enjoy Fajitas?….Because his total yardage figures are sizzling
- Like a Prancing Unicorn…Drew Brees is a fantasy dream
- Feel the Rhythm, Feel the Rhyme….Get on up, it’s Marshawn Lynch time!
- Possession is Nine Tenths of the Law….Demaryius Thomas is expected to be a strong possession receiver this year…
- Does Matt Forte Enjoy Gourmet Cuisine?….Because his projected yardage figures are tasty
- Bryant is More of a Full-Service Guy…..Rodney Dangerfield claimed he once went to a massage parlor that was self-service. With 313 projected fantasy points this year, Dez Bryant should serve Winter Soliderz a little better than that.
- On a Scale of 1 to America….How free will Vincent Jackson be in the secondary?
- Choosy Moms Choose Jamaal
- Doug Martin Doesn’t Read the Playbook….The playbook reads him.
- Do You Know if Tom Brady is Religious?….With 531 projected points, On 3.Ready Break is hoping Brady will be the answer to their prayers.
Plus youse guys ranked 6 teams in the B range but only praised 3 of them, saying the other 3 would need help, need roster improvements or that they wouldn’t scare anyone….
You call this analysis?
Paraphrasing a certain Seattle Seahawk from much earlier in the calendar year,
“I’m the best analyst in the league. When you try me with sorry software like Automated Insights, that’s the result you’re gonna get.”