You’re leading 21-7 midway through the 3rd quarter and you end up losing by 24? HOW DOES THAT HAPPEN?!?!? WHERE’S THE DEFENSE? WHERE’S THIS SO-CALLED DYNAMIC OFFENSE!???!? Ryan Fitzpatrick can get all the touchdown passes he wants but this team ain’t going ANYWHERE until the defense starts earning their paychecks and their “so-called” pedigree from the offseason.
Helluva fight you guys put up versus Arizona. 21 points, 431 yards passing, Brian Hartline will be the media darling for a week and tons of effort….who knew? You guys aren’t the doormat we all thought! BUT you still are the Dolphins, so that means you lost the game….oh well…
New England Patriots
WHAT a 2nd HALF! How do you score that many points? 2 receivers over 100 yards apiece, 2 RBs over 100 yards apiece and this beauty of a photo….
New York Jets
There’s a popular term being used in lots of sports and fantasy articles nowadays. Dumpster fire. The Jets are a dumpster fire. No ifs, ands, or buts. No offense. No chance for defense if they’re on the field all day long. Special teams is wack. Out Wildcatted by an opponent….It’s the perfect combination of bad personnel, terrible coaching, bad luck, injury and schedule. Good luck for the rest of the season with this team. Tebow can’t resurrect this mess.
Anquan Boldin schooled that Cleveland secondary. A splendid display of route running and hands……Ray Rice looked a little under-utilized to me. I saw the backup in a little too often for my liking….TANDON DOSS SIGHTING…..This Raven defense is definitely not the one that Ray Lewis led to the Super Bowl back in the day. No pass rush, no speed. They’re getting by on reputation , Lardarius Webb and Ed Reed. That’s it…..Flacco threw one hell of an INT in the endzone but got his mojo back as the game went along. 356 on the yardage total is pretty sexy. Loved the elusiveness on the touchdown run, Joe…
AJ Green is going to be a good one, people….Not bad, Red Rifle. Limited the turnovers and got 3 total TDs…Good for bizness….When did the LawFirm start losing fumbles? Is this a new trend?…..ORSON CHARLES SIGHTING!!!….6 sacks for the defense…Good job fellas!
Phil Dawson – MVP. 3FGs from 50plus is amazing…..Trent Richardson is going to be good. Showed something to me versus the Ravens. …Brandon Weeden showed some mettle versus that Baltimore D. Had a chance to win it at the end but he had some brutal drops this week from his boys….well, one boy in particular, anyway.
Absolute cakewalk. Titans scored 14 pts and you guys didn’t even bat an eyelash….Total team effort of a beatdown…2 pick sixes really padded the final score….Is it just me or is the defense doing most of the heavy lifting with this team? I know the stars of the team are doing their thing, but have they really had a breakout game?…Just asking…When’s the real competition going to show up for these dudes?
At least the pass game wasn’t stagnant this week….MJD should never get only 13 carries, no matter the scenario….WHERE’S the PASS RUSH??? DAMN!
Glad to see Chris Johnson show up on the stat sheet but this team is not clicking right now. White McNabb is the best shot they’ve got at winning any games nowadays….Munchak might not be the right fit @ coach..
This game should get the media foaming at the mouth that Peyton’s back on the saddle….good completion percentage, 338 yards and 3TDs…WONDERFUL EFFORT, GUY!…..Willis put the pedal to the medal for his 112 yards. …Demaryius Thomas doesn’t look fair out there sometimes….Stokley came back down to earth for once….They didn’t even have to punt in this game. Oakland is basura…
Kansas City Chiefs
Can’t keep Jamaal Charles out of the endzone, it seems….Matt Cassel is pretty bad right now and that’s a shame because this team has some pieces that can be pretty effective if used properly….Carl Winslow aka Romeo Crennel might be out of a job sooner rather than later if he can’t turn this ship around. The defense is okay but this offense needs a tune up….Dwayne Bowe = KING of Garbage Time Produce.
Well that’s one way to lay an egg…..Stat mentions and any personal praise is meaningless when all you do is put up 6 points. UGH…
San Diego Chargers
That was one-sided, huh?….Philip barely had to do any heavy lifting!…I thought Ryan Mathews was the starter. Who is this Jackie Battle cat? (See what I did there?)…Yeah, they’re 3-1 but I’m still not impressed. I may be hard to impress but they look like paper champions to me. Wait till they actually have to play somebody tough….You’ll see them fold up like tables being used by Africans selling counterfeit bags in Manhattan…
You sure know how to piss the bed on national TV, Tony Romo. 5 picks is all everyone’s going to be talking about tomorrow…..I guess Witten being put out to pasture was a tad bit premature?…..Dez Bryant had an okay game but Jon Gruden just wanted to rip Bryant to shreds for the hell of it…..That secondary everyone was singing about kinda got torched…..RUN GAME STRESSFUL. Where’s the run blocking? DeMarco Murray looks more like Eddie Murray due to the crap run blocking!…..I’ll let Shango do the rest for me…
New York Giants
Hurry back fast, Hakeem. This team needs you in the worst way!….This defensive line ain’t all that. I know they’re supposed to have such a ferocious pass rush but other than Jason Pierre-Paul, I don’t see it. Even JPP makes some major miscues…..Bradshaw’s back so Brown’s on the pine. Brown’s a better fit for the offense…..Victor Cruz is worth the hype. Great player….WHere did that come from, Domenik?…They gave you two chances, Lawrence. I know you didn’t expect that second one but you gotta make that. The 1st one had the distance, the 2nd one had the accuracy. Maybe you should’ve gotten a 3rd one and it would’ve added up to a game winner….
Made just enough 2nd half adjustments to win….It was NOT pretty early on….This defense is good upfront but that secondary is looking a bit overrated. Asomugha should’ve never been paid that much money in free agency. I just don’t see a shutdown corner when he’s on the field….Stanley Havili!!!!…..DeSean is looking like the only receiver willing to receive the pill from Mike Vick. Maclin is looking real suspect the past couple of weeks…..Mike had a relatively good game but he has to avoid those big hits. And why does it seem like he has some of the worst pocket presence in the league? Looks like he’s trying to do wind sprints in a phone booth when he’s trying to move around the pocket….ANDY REID aka WALLY WALRUS!!! WHAT ARE YOU DOING WITH THE ICING THE KICKER BIT?????!
RG3 is the no longer BOB. Game winning drive? You are the second coming of Randall Cunningham!!!!….This Alfred Morris guy is not going anywhere folks. Get comfy and get used to this guy. He’s the new Olandis Gary……RG3’s gonna have to watch those hits he takes. For some reason, he just seems to get the biggest bombs laid on him…..This secondary is looking pretty pitiful and that lack of a pass rush or threat from the edge can cost them…..Billy, there’s a reason they cut you in Baltimore. If you didn’t make that last one, you were looking @ a pink slip in your locker, post game. I hear Ray Finkel’s a free agent….
That defense reminds of me that tough group of kids you used to see as a kid, walking towards you in a pack, looking menacing and scary. Those dudes you hoped that didn’t take your wallet or name brand clothing or shoes….. The guys are kings of the turnover. Tillman’s pick six was almost a drop but it was almost too easy. Briggs’s fumble/INT thingy was fluky as hell but he was GONE once he got control of the ball….Brandon Marshall is so physically gifted…it’s a damn shame the Dolphins moved him for so cheap. He’s much more talented than a majority of the WRs in this league!….Forte made his return and lived to tell about it….MUCH BETTER RUN/PASS BLOCKING TODAY, FELLAS!!!!…..I was going to bark on Mike Tice after seeing the early game plan options but he got his ass in gear as the game wore on. Congrats.
A bit of a surprise they’re not scoring points but this team seemed to feed off of the pure speed of Jahvid Best and the basic all-around abilities of Maurice Morris and Kevin Smith last season. That extra gear Jahvid provided was necessary to keep defenses honest and I don’t think they have that this season. Still good between the 20s but that offense is dinking and dunking instead of getting big plays….Watching Brandon Pettigrew play is not easy……Where’s the pass rush? I thought this was one of the baddest units in the league? PASS RUSH STRESSFUL!!
Green Bay Packers
The Pack had to have this game. Refs be damned!!!…..Rodgers had the double check working pretty good today. Accurate and 4TDs…Lookin sharp!….Boo Boo Benson was running hard out there. Helped give the team some balance that it desperately needed…..LOL @ Graham Harrell’s one play of the day…I dropback, trip, fumble and go sit down….
They keep on keepin on. Smoke and mirrors and PERCY HARVIN. Adrian’s providing the threat of the run game while Ponder chucks it short and lets Percy do his thing….The defense is holding up much better than I thought they would. The front 7 is doing enough to disrupt offenses so the secondary doesn’t get exposed….Good for them to be this competitive early on. Let’s see if it sticks!!
WHAT A THROW TO RODDY WHITE!!!!….This game proves the Falcons aren’t impervious to other team’s offenses but no one’s made them pay for their real lack of a run game so far…..Matt Ryan’s MVP so far this season. Hands down…..Wasn’t this year supposed to be the one where Tony Gonzalez slowed down? WTF? He must be on that Cabrera lotion plan…
WHAT KIND OF COVERAGE WAS THAT ON RODDY WHITE????…Glad to see DeAngelo Williams show up this season…..This was Cam’s best performance of the season and all that he’ll get remembered for was that fumble…..Great punt and punt coverage on that ball to the 1. Everything after that was a disaster…..What in the name of Reggie White got into Charles Johnson??
New Orleans Saints
That’s the Brees everybody’s grown to love….Welcome to the party, Marques Colston. You were playing like Marques Houston for a bit but I see you got the memo to show up and get those stats up!….Sproles has to make that catch late in the 4th. Too big a moment for a drop like that…..That secondary is still bad but they played hard….But you guys are 0-4 and Who Dat nation is crying….
Tampa Bay Buccaneers
You tried to get em through the air…Mike Will and Vince Jack did what they could do but the great Schiano gets foiled again….RUN GAME STRESSFUL…Why pay money for Dallas Clark? Go get a cactus and line him up @ TE and you’d get more production!……
I see Larry Fitz got his stats but this Andre Roberts character could be a problem going forward….Well well well, Kevin Kolb looking like a true NFL QB!!! That O Line better get itself in order soon or you’ll be absorbing all types of punishment as the season wears on…RUN GAME SUPER DUPER STRESSFUL…26 yds on the GROUND???
San Francisco 49ers
Glad to see this team get back on track versus NY…Alex Smith game managed, Gore led 9 different rushers with 62 yds and the passing stats look mediocre but this was domination from start to finish….This could’ve easily been 80-0….Also glad to Kaepernick get some reps. That hook slide right @ the goal line was good sportsmanship. I can understand Colin wanting to get his but getting down to not rub salt in the wound was a nice gesture…
Petey, you got to take the training wheels off my man Russ….PLEASE!!!!…..But then again, Russ….3 picks ain’t the move either…..Marshawn Lynch is this team. He’ll go down in Seahawk history as the hardest dude to ever run the rock for them. He’ll never need to pay for anything ever again in Seattle…..I’m not really seeing any receiving numbers out here on this team. PASS GAME SUSPECT…..How y’all gonna give up a TD on a kick?
St. Louis Rams.
A win is a win is a win…Young GZ aka Greg the Leg aka Legatron is my new favorite player in the NFL. I will not apologize for my open love for this man….