Unfortunate injury for Spiller but with FJax on the mend, it might not be a problem….. Fitzpatrick doesn’t look like a total hunk of junk anymore. Week 1 looks like it happened last year for that guy…… Buffalo’s DEF put the clamps on CLE for 33 yards rushing. ….. Stevie Johnson is headed to the Pro Bowl if his groin stays in one piece.
Coach Philbin made one hell of a mistake trying to ice the kicker. Stop doing that dumb shit and you might actually win a game for once…… Reggie Bush got that “hot sauce” on him but Thomas and Miller picked up the slack……Considering how bad the Jets played in this game, the Dolphins found a way to lose it late……Brian Hartline is the new Ricky Proehl without all the production and all the playing time……. 16 for 36 ain’t gonna cut it, Tannehill.
New England Patriots
Brady carved up the Ravens defense like a Christmas ham but the replacement refs had their hands all over this game. …..The hurry-up offense looked a little out of sorts but it’s only game 3. …..Gronkowski spent most of the game blocking. Why did they pick up Kellen Winslow when they had 62 other tight ends on their roster? …..Deion Branch got licked 2 times in this game. He probably wishes he was still unemployed. …..That DEF came out strong but with no sacks on the night, they’ve got to do more. …..Welker seems back in good graces, no?
New York Jets
I can barely watch these guys anymore. I wish I lived in a different TV market or had the DirectTV package that Deion Sanders and the Mannings keep pushing on TV commercials…… This offense is what’s usually left behind in a pamper (adult or baby) and Sanchez is throwing to a bunch of nobodies outside of Santonio “Spread my Wings” Holmes…… Shonn Greene is done. Joe McKnight gets no reps. Dustin Keller is hurt. And now that Revis is out for the year, how will they adjust? Tebow-time, maybe?
Good Joe Flacco showed up against the Pats. Outside of a 1st quarter pick, he looked relatively sharp…… Ed Reed was laying the lumber out there.Edelman and Branch know this first hand!…..Ray Rice looked sharp and this new offense won’t wear him down as the season progresses….. That defense needs some more pass rush to be really effective but they still won’t have it, even when Suggs returns…… Big ups to Torrey Smith, playing with a heavy heart and racking up heavy stats. He still pushed off on that 2nd TD. Don’t care about the circumstances!
Good job pulling off the win vs. the Redskins….. AJ Green is a beast. That chicanery to start the proceedings gave them Bengals a leg up on the competition. …..Run game still putrid but it’s just there to keep teams honest…….. Once the defense gets a few pieces back, it’ll still be mediocre. …….This Hawkins fella might be impressive. ……ORSON CHARLES SIGHTING!
I don’t know how they scored 14 points looking @ the boxscore. 33 yards rushing. 237 yards passing with 2 picks and 4 sacks taken? They are gonna be bad for a while…. Trent Richardson is the offense…..At least Brandon Weeden is better than Colt McCoy or Derek Anderson… Who else is gonna stand up and be useful in the receiving corps?….. Joe Haden, you are missed.
LOL @ the Steel Curtain for a loss to the Raiders. More like Steel Wool. …….Large Benjamin goes nuts via the air for 4TDs and over 380+ yards and they still can’t stop anybody. Couldn’t stop their noses from running with 2 boxes of tissues and a lifetime supply of Nasonex……… Run game EXTREMELY STRESSFUL. ……Injuries to Polamalu and Harrison hurt but these dudes are type old as is. ……. If they were gonna pass this much, why fire Bruce Arians?
Schaub, you are a trooper. That lick you took? GODDAMN! I’d put up the GIF of it but I wouldn’t want to keep seeing it…. Arian Foster’s vegan diet powered him to 100+ yards and a touch today…..Matt wanted to win this game so he chucked up 4 TDs like a boss….. That defense, especially JJ Watt, is beastly….Is he on that Brian Cushing/Melky Cabrera/Barry Bonds diet from a year or two ago?….. Mario Williams ? Never heard of him. Did he use to play in Houston? Coulda fooled me!
Their defense is always going to let them down but LOL @ them losing on an 80 yard touchdown with less than a minute to go. What is this? A video game?….Donald Brown is about as ordinary as his name. Didn’t he have more wiggle before? ….Reggie Wayne hasn’t aged. Better than Marvin Harrison all time? Maybe….Coby Fleener, where you at?…They’re gonna try and make Andrew Luck win games but not with all those pass attempts. Without a decent run game, they’re toast. No butter, jam or preserves.
MJD doesn’t need mini-camps, preseason or OTAs. Hold out all you want. Because Jacksonville would be contracted or moved to another city without that guy. Holy shit, is he good. LeBron on the Cavs good….CECIL SHORTS IS A HERO!…Gabbert is garbage but he’s still 20x better than he was last year. He was a town dump last year, now he’s just kitchen trash this season. An upgrade!….Where are the receivers?….Marcedes Lewis, you are a certifed, pre-owned piece of basura!
What. A. Game. I wish I could’ve seen this 4th quarter with my own 2 eyes. White Donovan McNabb did an admirable job leading the troops to victory today. Jared Cook is as big play as some of these receivers out here in the NFL. Chris Johnson is not getting any yards at all. This OL is putrid…RUN GAME STRESSFUL! But wins cover up a lot of flaws…namely 41 points allowed, including 2 TDs in 20 seconds!!!!! WHERE’S THE DEFENSE?
I think Joe Mays got suspended because his hit looked real bad and Schaub curled up, fetal position status …Run game suspect after Willis left with rib injuries…Decker had a big game but Demaryius looked like Miss Mary Mack out there. Too much produce left on the field…Peyton Manning did what he could to keep them in it but these 1st half holes are becoming all too common… Brandon Stokley is not human. He has to be part robot.
Kansas City Chiefs
Ryan Succop better make sure he ices down his hip after booting 6FGs in their upset win of New Orleans…Jamaal Charles is back in bidness! 233 yards rushing on DAT ASS!…How Dwayne Bowe had 16 targets for only 7 catches is beyond me…Good job with that pass rush. Limiting Brees to 20 completions has to be seen as a major win…Great job with time of possession. 42 MINUTES!….If anyone can locate Steve Breaston, his parents are waiting for him at the exit…
What a win. Carson Palmer’s reanimated corpse is still slinging it and getting stats because of it. WHO KNEW?…DMac for 100 yards on the Steelers? Pretty good effort. Zone blocking FTW….Darrius Heyward-Bey got chin-checked from here til next Thursday in the endzone but he came out of it okay. He was out before he hit the ground. Brutal hit…..They gave up the goods in the passing game but locked down the run lanes all day…they needed this win bad and they pulled it out. Kudos to them.
San Diego Chargers
3 points? That’s it? YUCK….Atlanta housed these fools!….Rivers for 173 yards? UGH!…Mr. Glass came back and played but typically fumbled and didn’t do much….Antonio Gates is playing like Antonio Fargas…Wasn’t the offense supposed to be better than this? What up, Norv aka Turkey Neck? WHERE DA OFFENSE???…Takeo Spikes is still alive. If he’s tied for the lead in tackles on ANY given day, that’s a BAD sign for the team’s defense. BAD sign…
Ugly win versus Tampa but a win is a win…..RUN GAME STRESSFUl. 38 yards, Demarco? WTF is that?….Ogletree is alive. Imagine that? Too bad that replacement ref cost you a TD with his hat toss. Complete set-up!…I can’t really get too excited about Jerry’s Kids when most of their scoring was field goals….#MEH
New York Giants
They steamrolled Carolina. Made them look like pet store kittens….I think Ahmad done lost his job. Strained neck? Nah, my dude..hit the pine. Andre done stole your job!….Lemme find out Lawrence Tynes has some use….Ramses? Are Amon-ra and Anubis on the team too?….This is the Black Unicorn’s world. We just live in it….I doubt Eli Manning had a care in the world after playing Carolina’s wack defense.
Wally Walrus is trying to get Mike Vick killed….He’s well aware that they lost their starting center and left tackle so the 1st idea you have is, “Let’s throw all the damn time!”…WTF!…..Shady is getting underutilized but then again, what’s new?….How does Larry Fitz get so open against man coverage?….That soul crushing strip-sack, fumble that went to the house right before half could be a microcosm of the season if they don’t turn it around ASAP!….Isn’t Damaris a lady’s name?
Shanahan is trying to get RG3 killed….Cincinnati was spiking him into the turf like a lawn dart all day long….Jim Haslett’s going to lose his job over this defense but without Orakpo and Carriker, they’ve got shit for defensive personnel….Pierre’s just gonna rest because he likes to collect free checks….Helu and Royster got hurt. Alfred, you got the job for the rest of the season, or until they sing some guy off the street and then start him,..Welcome to the season, Fred Davis. Glad to have you…..Santana Moss (AYE!) FELL OFF…
Ugly win for the Buttinsky Bears…..Cutler isn’t cutting it from the pocket. Too inconsistent and not putting up enough stats….No need for Forte in this game but maybe against a tougher opponent, he’d be necessary….1 catch for Earl Bennett? Where’s da love, Jay?…..What is Devin Hester’s purpose anyway? Why make him run routes when all you want out of him is punt/kick returns?
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Green Bay Packers
Hosed. Snookered. Hoodwinked. Bamboozled. Ripped Off. Cheated. Replacement refs cost them a win. Hands down. No ifs ands or buts about it.
….WHy did it take Mike McCarthy so long to make adjustments? A-Rod was getting bombed all 1st half. Didn’t think going max protect was an option?…..This was one of the good James Jones games….and Jordy’s 1st real bad one…..Corn on the Cobb hasn’t popped a kernel or nothing in a couple weeks. Terrible…..Glad to see Greg Jennings gut it out. Loved the almost-score he had.
Whooping up on the 49ers is no easy task…..Maybe Mike Singletary had some inside dope to feed Minny? Not sure but it’s an interesting debate….Percy Harvin is my hero…..AP is still running like he’s not injured. I can’t understand his comeback at all. Maybe he’s a freak of nature or he’s using that Melky Cabrera endorsed healing agent. WHO KNOWS?…..Michael Jenkins is alive? UGH….Propers go out to Christian Ponder. That SF defense is no joke and he managed to keep his offense on schedule. Kudos!
They punked the Chargers so hard. I’m not sure the Chargers had a chance for a comeback at halftime being down 20 to BAGEL….Joe Flacco WISHES he was Matt Ryan right now. Dude is on FIRE and accurate as hell. I think ATL takes the NFC South crown, if there are no injuries….TonY G is still producing better than TEs half his age. Bless that man….Where you at, Harry? Hanging with the Hendersons? GET INVOLVED WITH THE O!!
Cam’s 1st game on national TV after a short week was a dud…3INTs when you don’t have that many options to pass to in the first place? Doesn’t make sense….Carolina should be able to run more with 3 decent options in the backfield and I don’t mean Jonathan Stewart. If you’re gonna pay DeAngelo like a starter, PLAY him like one!….DEFENSE GAME STRESSFUL!….outside of good LB’s, what they got??…I get that Steve Smith was trying to help, but he didn’t help….I expect a bounce back in Week 4.
New Orleans Saints
0-3? Damn, homie. Even I thought you’d beat the Chiefs!….Zero points in the 4th quarter? How does that happen?….Sean Payton is the heartbeat to this team and it’s more evident now than ever. Can he win coach of the year not even on the sideline?…. the defense is GARBAGE. Can’t stop the run or pass. UGLY!….What happened to that offensive line? Weren’t they all-world like 2 years ago?….I almost feel sorry for Drew Brees. Almost. They can still generate offense and I’m sure they’ll do that all season long. But wins might be hard to come by. We’ll see as the year goes on…
Tampa Bay Buccaneers
I know I shouldn’t be worried about a man’s appearance but Josh Freeman needs to fire his barber and get a proper cut. Looking like a hobo ain’t the move when you make millions…..Schiano will be more known for victory formation defense than his conservative play calling, lack of offensive imagination and an overall lack of a top notch run game….Until Tampa can air it, they’ll be sitting next to the Saints in the NFC South cellar…,,Connor Barth is all world!
They whooped up on Mike Vick and the Eagles like they’d committed some sort of crimes against dogs or something….Thorough manhandling! How Philly got 6 points is beyond me…..I don’t trust Kevin Kolb as far as I can throw him but as long as he’s game managing, I don’t have too much of a problem. When he has to do too much, then I do….I still feel he should’ve been the Eagle QB a while ago but that’s neither here nor there….Beanie Wells injured? HOW IS THAT POSSIBLE? HE IS A ROCK! MY FOUNDATION! MY FIRMAMENT!!!…..Fitzgerald finally broke out. Bout damn time. I know he’s mad Anquan left him to suffer alone in the desert like this…
San Francisco 49ers
Bad loss to the Vikes. Maybe they took them for granted as an opponent?…..Randy Moss shouldn’t be in the league if this is going to be his usage patter. Why bring back a veteran if you’re going to use him like a rookie? All the superstar “diva” types (Ocho, Owens, Plaxico and him) are going to get phased out after this year and Randy’s being made an example…..THis might be the weakness of the 49ers. Coming back from deficits. If they don’t have the lead, can they air it out to come back?….They got outplayed plain and simple. Will this be a trend going forward against lesser opponents?
BOY, ARE THEY LUCKY!!!! Enjoy that gift-wrapped win. If you guys make it to the playoffs by one game….I don’t even want to imagine the spewed venom in print media that be fired in your direction….Take the damn training wheels off of Russell Wilson please? Let that boy cook! He’s got a wing, he can move around and escape pressure, let him run the damn offense? These 3 and outs with Marshawn running twice and then a toss outta bounds pissed me off!….Receiver game STRESSFUL. Who is any good here?….That defense is going to be a problem all year. They come in waves and are will knock your block off. They don’t care about your personnel packages because they operate similar to an offense with their personnel shifts. These guys will be menaces all year.
St. Louis Rams.
Well, you have Danny Amendola, Cortland Finnegan and Jeff Fisher. It’s a start….Steven, go sit down when your groin is tied up in knots. We know you’re tough. GO SIT DOWN….It wasn’t like the Bears blew them out of the water. Tough loss because they didn’t make enough plays on offense. It happens, especially for them outdoors. They’ll get better…..Outside of Amendola, are these receivers and tight ends gonna help?….GREG ZUERLEIN FOR MAYOR!!!….Sam Bradford had no time to set his feet and throw the ball. 6 sacks, 18 completions and 152 total pass yards?