Mannnnnnnnnnnnnnnn….this week is hard to write about! I ain’t got ish to say!
We got no blowouts, no heartbreakers and I know no one comes here for the top scoring players from the week! UGH!….What to do, what to do?
Let’s do the housekeeping 1st.
The Wrestlers Get All the Ladies Award (because these guys are the besssst)
QBs: Ben Roethlisberger (46pts…he has been slingin’ it), Eli Manning (42 – also slinging like corned beef hash), Matthew Stafford (42 – THAT’S MY BOY!), Michael Vick (42 – he’s decent…)
WRs: Steve Smith (24), Calvin Johnson (24 – will this finally be that year?), Antonio Brown (22 – he’s cool but I like Antonio Fargas), Victor Cruz (22 – he’s no Celia), Anquan Boldin (21- how is he having a better year than Fitzy?), Laurent Robinson (21 – settle down, Yves-Saint!), and Lance Moore (20 – and nobody played him..LOL)
RBs: Steven Jackson (34 – YES!), Ray Rice (34 – Arroz needs more yards), LeSean McCoy (33 – made Philly forget who Westbrook was), Adrian Peterson (32 – Purple Jesus!),
TEs: Brent Celek (22 – Tom Selleck could’ve had 7 catches for 94 yards against THAT defense…WTF, Rob Ryan? Stop coaching like Meg!)
Ks: Nick Novak (15 – he has been KICKING)
DEFs: Detroit (29 – absurd), Buffalo (26 – Really, Shanahan?), St. Louis (19 – NO ONE saw this coming..
Is it just me or are the defenses in the league scoring points in bunches this year? I’ve yet to see so many games over 20 in one season since I’ve started playing fantasy. You see the occasional fluke game when McNabb got sacked 12 times, or Cutler got taken to the turf 9 times but 20s and 30s? Offenses are really that bad with ball control? How does Buffalo end up with TEN SACKS?!? Are certain teams trying right now, or have they packed it in for the year, ready to emerge next season with a top draft pick, fresh expectations, new personnel and a real training camp? Only time will tell!
We’re halfway through the season. It’s been a good ride so far. It’ll be another 8 weeks for 8 of us (championship season & consolation rounds) (i think…). Keep the nose to the grindstone, give your best effort, try to get those points, and we’ll see each other @ the finish line!
Let me call it a day. There’s nothing else I can really add to this recap. And I know some people might have a problem with a lack of content. Well, guess what?